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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 14, 2006 1:10:10 GMT -5
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 14, 2006 1:13:13 GMT -5
One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head. "What are you doing?'' says her boyfriend.
"Shut up! You're next!"
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Post by misstara on Jan 16, 2006 9:19:55 GMT -5
I don't think my Alicia would be happy to hear about this thread. ;D
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 16, 2006 12:39:08 GMT -5
Is Alicia blonde now? I haven't seen her in a while?
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Post by misstara on Jan 16, 2006 12:41:59 GMT -5
Is Alicia blonde now? I haven't seen her in a while? No, but she wouldn't approve of blonde jokes. After all, I'm her boo. ;D
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Post by LovinO on May 29, 2006 19:44:20 GMT -5
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself...
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Lady: "No, they open!"
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Post by Weak4Weeks on May 30, 2006 1:59:09 GMT -5
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself... Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Lady: "No, they open!" LMAO!!! I love this one!
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Post by LovinO on Dec 20, 2007 11:37:52 GMT -5
Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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